That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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