Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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