Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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