Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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