After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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