K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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