I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
fuck your aforementioned shoe
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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