hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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