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everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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