i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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I need you to use more vowels.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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