i would punch a child for taco bell
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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