ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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