so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
This is classic penis vs brain.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize