you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Randomize
