He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Four minutes until I can fart!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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