he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
And then my night got REAL pukey
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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