found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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