ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
