oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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