What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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