You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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