He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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