It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Come see our sink grown plant.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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