plz talk dirty to me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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