I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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