She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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