It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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