love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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