i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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