It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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