This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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