Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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