"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
