Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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