thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
plz talk dirty to me
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize