Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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