Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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