I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw a hot homeless man
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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