i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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