his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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