yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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