Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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