But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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