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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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