a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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