there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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