What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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