So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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