i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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