good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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