Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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