yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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