Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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