Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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